No news is sensationalised bullshit

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The entire media industry is pretty much fucked. Paywalls are going up all over the place and journalists are continuing to sprout sensationalised rubbish under the guise of ‘news’. Normally I wouldn’t mind, however it seems that these morally decrepit arse monkeys are having a rather undesired effect on the democratic process. This dumbing down of an industry which, in my humble opinion, has never been able to attract the brightest workforce ever (I’m looking at you, Andrew Bolt) has resulted in some interesting consequences. For instance, if you watch Fox News, you’re probably more ignorant than someone who watches no news at all.

Now, the central figure behind all of this is, of course, Rupert Murdoch who claims to herald from my great brown land when in actuality he’s just an absolute cunt. And so are a great multitude of the people who work for him. And the dude looks like Scrooge McDuck to boot. On the bright side, he’s getting on a bit now and should hopefully be dead soon.